My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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