quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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