go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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