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Why are handjobs necessary in class?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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