Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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