yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
home. puking in laundry basket.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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