I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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