They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i love accidental penises.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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