She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You made out with two different species that night
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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