: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Acid is not a monday night drug
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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