everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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