So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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