She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Randomize
