i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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