I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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