there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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