I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
