i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
