So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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