the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We're too hungover to prance.
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