Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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