There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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