i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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