well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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