I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
do herpes really smell.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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