i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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