He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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