You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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