Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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