I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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