The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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