Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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