If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
