Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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