do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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