I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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