Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
COCAINE IS GR8
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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