D3 body, D1 cock
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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