Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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