Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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