Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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