Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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