Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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