About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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