omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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