C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
