It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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