im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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