The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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