David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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