garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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