whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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