my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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